#SKYRIM ROMANCE MOD JULIAN MOD#

So heвЂ™sвЂ¦pro-dogfighting? Hot take, buddy, but okay. Tevru expresses her disdain for dogfighting, and Bishop expresses his disdain for her disdain for dogfighting. It becomes apparent that Bishop decided to walk the length of Skyrim to find help after he lost the wolf because Karnwyr is caged somewhere near Riften. Tevru is into helping people who have just directly insulted her to her face so she agrees. He lost his wolf pal Karnwyr and apparently needs the help of the one person he hates most in the world to get him back, for whatever the fuck reason. ItвЂ™s unclear as to why he thinks he is behaving any differently than the men he was just deriding, so weвЂ™re off to a great start. Then he makes deeply lustful statements about her. He insists that if she sticks with him, there will be none of this ingratiation-through-sexual-harassment nonsense. HeвЂ™s disgusted by the fact that two drunk guys have been вЂњkissing bootsвЂќ by haranguing her with a battery of sexually loaded statements. Meet our hero, Bishop! He fucking looks like this (and because IвЂ™m a Genious I decided to take a screenshot in the middle of the night):Д«ishopвЂ™s chilling outside of the inn in Riverwood. ItвЂ™s quite the juicy clusterfuck, isnвЂ™t it? How could I possibly resist? THEN she used fake images of herself in promotion materials. Then, directly and clearly violating the gameвЂ™s EULA and NexusвЂ™s rules, she linked to a Kickstarter for $50,000 on the modвЂ™s Nexus page.

#SKYRIM ROMANCE MOD JULIAN MOD#

It turns out that the mod in question, Skyrim Romance, is incredibly notorious in Skyrim modding circles because the creator plagiarized textures from other mods as well as character descriptions and oodles of dialogue directly from the companion Bishop in Neverwinter Nights 2 and a Bishop romance mod, and concealed this fact from the team working with her. When I tell you that I was reading about Skyrim mods and found commenters complaining about a companion mod that was -and I quote- вЂњ The Room of Skyrim mods,вЂќ youвЂ™d best believe that my fate was sealed that very moment. With these facts in mind, what comes next seems almost inevitable. Third of all, this blog has become the Charlotte Hyperfixation Haven, where I come to yell into the void for an unnecessarily long time about things that no reasonable person would care about this much. Second of all, IвЂ™m an awful little gremlin of a person and I positively thrive when I am fully immersed in garbage. First of all, IвЂ™m at my happiest when IвЂ™m perched up on my soapbox a-rantinвЂ™ and a-ravinвЂ™ about fuckboys. If you want to hear about the romance mods I recommend, there is a section at the bottom of the post.Д¬W: Abuse, sexual assault, sexual harassment.ДЄt this point in our relationship, you should know a few things about me. If you decide to write me an essay about how IвЂ™m actually just a massive bitch because I didnвЂ™t like Skyrim Romance just know that it 100% will not change my mind and also I will think it is very funny. Quick note, guys: I wasnвЂ™t a fan of this mod! If you enjoyed it IвЂ™m genuinely glad that you did, but just know that this post reflects my (negative) opinions and is mostly me making jokes at the modвЂ™s expense.

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